blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts
how many eye contact until date
(Source: guy, via mybloggyblogblog)
i only have two emotions
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i just saved all of these
(Source: methedras, via mybloggyblogblog)
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
- Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)
Surprisingly sound dating advice. (via mooneyedandglowing)
(Source: youfeellikeraindrops, via mybloggyblogblog)
this is the most important thing on the internet today
real talk tangled is better than frozen
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails