nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
He’s polite about it. Yhe’s like, that’s not very nice, and she’s like fuck you I have been on this press tour and haven’t slept in three days.
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical