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(Source: lafilledepaille)


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via poopancakes)




He’s polite about it. Yhe’s like, that’s not very nice, and she’s like fuck you I have been on this press tour and haven’t slept in three days.

(via lost-moonlight)


I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via kitschlyn)


" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"


(via death-by-lulz)


women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via the-crunge)

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*


two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays, via iexcuseyourface)


my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via death-by-lulz)