oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE
when i get a new tube of lipstick
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- J.D. Salinger (via k—swan)
This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.
this is art
I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD
oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."